Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009

Donkey Kong

When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.

Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.

by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

donkey kong

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018

Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

donkey kong

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.

When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.

by isamu999 December 5, 2007