Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

by grr... May 12, 2003

dong

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

by RSandersRX May 27, 2015

Dong dong

It’s when someone spreads your cheeks so far that you can’t hold poop anymore

He dong dong me so I’ve shit myself ten times

by Niggaimseriousaboutmydong September 24, 2019

dongs

A word one must say when the word "wangs" is uttered.

<dcomposed> Wangs.
<dragonxero> Dongs.

by dragonxero May 13, 2005

Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

by ConnorButtersHisBreadOnBothSides December 29, 2006