Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

Dong Doinkers

To have fat boobies

"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"

by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017

doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

doinking a doinker

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024