dagsnackit

an exclamation used in extreme situation of frustration, such as when you lose your hairbrush (think veggietales) synonyms are darn, crap, crud, jumpin' josephat!

"Dagsnackit, I believe I've lost my dentures!"

by lindz is fantabulous June 12, 2007

Dogsack

a word used to offend people... usually used to get looks such as 'wtf' and 'your weird man'

person 1: *catches the ball*
person 2: "throw it here mate"
person 1: *throws to person 3
person 2: "YOU DOGSACK!"
person 1: "wtf man"
person 3: "what a crap comeback"

by Joker02 September 7, 2009

dogscaping

to groom a dog, perhaps in excess. trimming, shaving, otherwise manipulating dog hair, tail et.

that poodle has some serious dogscaping.

by lexorama June 10, 2010

Dogunando

The act of masturbating while looking intensely into your dog's eyes, never breaking eye-contact.

Last night, I was masturbating when my dog came into my room. I did not want to stop so I did a Dogunando.

by Autoflame April 27, 2014

dogsharking

the act of posting subpar/unattractive photos online in order to lower other people's standards of your appearance so they are pleasantly surprised when they meet you irl

"Yo how did your date go?"
"The girl was dogsharking me the whole time cause she was insanely gorgeous when I met her today"

by Theinvinciblerani24 January 9, 2020

dogenaire

Someone who invested in dogecoin and is now a multimillionaire

I invested $600 into dogecoin and now I’m a dogenaire

by Cmp043 April 15, 2021

Dogsharking

The opposite of catfishing. When you appear to be much uglier than you actually are.

I haven’t showered today or put on makeup…I’m really dogsharking today.

by Liz Bond July 24, 2021