Dougism

The incorrect wording of a cliche or saying

This dickhead i was talking to said "mate, the pressure got to me, i was like a rabbit in the headlines." Dropped an absolute Dougism the fucking divvy.

by Liam Doughty November 14, 2019

donism

an accidental activity whereby a person destroys everything in their path, in a comic way.

Billy falls over breaking 5 glasses.

Tina: That is such a donism Billy.

by donskin August 5, 2008

Dogimony

The agreement between two divorced DINKs to share the cost of the dog that was surrendered in the split

Yeah, it was her dog to begin with, but she left town and left me with the dog. She has to pay me dogimony for boarding, food and vet bills.

by ANod71 December 18, 2008

dogistan

a dog from russia- ie a russian dog, a canine from the russian part of asia. Dogistans usually come from the northern part and enjoy cold weather, vodka, and borscht.

"i just went to the pound and got my self a bonafide dogistan straight from the siberia"

by Laurabelleblue August 30, 2006

dooism

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.

A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'

by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009

dogisgm

A word used to define a piece of advice given from the DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER to people who need to some help fixing their lives.

Dog speak to a young women in the back of their SUV and hands her one of his famous DOGISGM.

The only way to help anyone is to let them hit rock bottom before they except the help.

by Gennifer Mackenzie September 18, 2008

dotisms

a word used by super cool people to describe the true meaning of a dot. it can be used instead of a loop, square, or triangel. or any other form of comunication.

girl: finally someone understands my dotisms!
guy: wtf?! that soudns like a disease...
girl: no. it sa privelidge.

by shleeshlee August 25, 2009