Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

dogfaced

extremely harsh looking.Worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends.

oh my god, look at that dogfaced baby.

by Mel Humberstone July 8, 2003

Dogcunt

A Dogcunt is a person that has betrayed either a member of his/her friendship group or the group as a whole.

The act can be malicious eg; sleeping with a friend's parner, or non-malicious such as leaving a friend to face a beating in order to save one's own skin.

Friend one: I heard thomo fucked your mrs?
Friend two: Yep... Fucking dogcunt.

Friend one: So paul just left you to cop a beating from 3 guys?
Friend two: Yep. If he had've stayed we could have taken them, but I couldn't take three by myself.
Friend one: What a fucking dogcunt.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 17, 2012

doğa balak

the girl with the juicy ass

check out doğa balak’s ass! it looks extra good today.

by selfhatred19 October 23, 2020

dogarrhea

n. the brown ooze from an sick dog; usually found in puddles on the sofa or floor

Ew! I stepped right in Jo-Jo's dogarrhea!

by skukuza June 11, 2007

dogaholic

Someone that is addicted to dogs. Someone who would hang out with a dog more than a human

Caitlyn your such a dogaholic every time you come to my house.

by Carter81403 June 25, 2017

dogarse cunt

fuckin rotten lowlife scum.
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it

That fuckin dogarse cunt keeps talkin shit

guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.

mate: that dogarse cunt

by vbanks June 22, 2018