dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

dogfog

Malodorous canine rectal emissions of a gaseous nature.

"A thick layer of rancid dogfog enveloped the family living room shortly after Spot finished off the spoiled kippers left out in the breakfast nook."

by Marquis du Sodomy April 29, 2014

dogtography

Photography of dog(s)

I practice the ancient discipline of dogtography daily.

by Traction & Slick August 23, 2017

Dogmouthing

Filming moments on developers' screens during game development for behind the scenes video content.

"Oh, that's a great dog mouth!", or "Total dog mouth right there!", "Dogmouthing!"

by mathmos_ June 6, 2018

dogmovie

A movie which consists of dogs doing various activities, ranging from playing fetch to sleeping.

I use dogmovie.net for my daily dog movie enjoyment

by unicornbetrayal April 23, 2021

Dogmother

An alternative, though perhaps no less effective, word for BITCH.
(Based on the scientific fact that the Mother of a dog would generally accepted to be a bitch.

Dogmother can be used as an address, description or action.

Popularised initially by the online gaming community masheads, who also coined such great phrases as yac, cunker and many more.

"That Fatmaster is a proper dogmother!"

"I heard that Ultramarine was dogmothering about not having a microphone again."

"You son of a Dogmother!"

"Stop yer dogmothering, YAC!"

by Babylon Whore October 30, 2008

dogmoji

a cool dog emoji. catmoji is very alike.

dogmojis rock!

by kewt cat May 13, 2020