doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017

Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Doinker

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

by doctor_seph November 8, 2020

Doinkers

Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.

"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."

by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023