A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.
Ex. 1
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*
Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 2
Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*
Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.
Ex. 3
Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.
Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.
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Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
Nah, man, she wouldn't do that.
Doesn't she know that you would think that?
I don't know.
You DO know, motherfucker. You do know. Why, of all people, would she need to fill in at the easiest house? It's double staffed all ready and it ran with only one person for years; but the only person they could find was someone in a management position? How is that the case? Bet she told you she played board games. That's what they do. Bring them here and tell them "nobody is going to believe you're fucking a retard anyways." Why would they? It's a filthy cripple.
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Get the Don’t do that!! mug.A threatening admonishment, directed at an adversary, that the "that" in question will turn an argument physical.
don't do that.
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Get the don't do that mug.1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
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