From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

by Joe Moe-Lester November 22, 2021

I aspire to be like Dmitry
by SpaghettiPotato May 11, 2021

Dmitry is that russian, tall and awkward guy who always makes people laugh, and sometimes can be cringe. Quiet non-athletic but sometimes can be smart.
by Va1man May 7, 2025

A boy who enjoys long walks on beaches, dances with the aunties and drinks with the older gentlemen.
All round good guy, albeit a bit weird sometimes.
Always looking out for that special girl who can make him as many sandwiches as he wants.
All round good guy, albeit a bit weird sometimes.
Always looking out for that special girl who can make him as many sandwiches as he wants.
Man: hey is that Dmitri over there?
Woman: Yes he loves hanging out with the elderly lot
Man: is he dancing with that guys wife?
Woman: Yup...
Woman: Yes he loves hanging out with the elderly lot
Man: is he dancing with that guys wife?
Woman: Yup...
by LAGehan November 22, 2021

by psychbabyy May 13, 2020

when you stick your finger up a homies booty hole and he gets shit on it and you slowly smear it across his forehead like Simba and lick it off.
by WhatTheActualFuckingFuck March 8, 2024
