Ridin Derby

A phrase which refers to a women's roller derby team conducting themselves in a manner that would serve to represent their players as dirty, skanky, slutty, outrageous, and audacious, all in an effort to convince people that they are cool. They just look dirty.

Hahaha. I saw those crazy pics of you on the internet after the game. You were really Ridin Derby!

by >>>AQUAFINA>>> September 19, 2009

brown derby

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!

Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!

by Travis Urban October 18, 2008

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Brown Derby

When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.

Jimmy said he needed a new cap, so I gave him a Brown Derby!

by Jibba22 March 4, 2008

home run derby

An orgy, or any occasion where lots of sexual intercourse is being had.

Last night's home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!

by rhank April 15, 2008

Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.

My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018