gay discount

the unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual

Queer friend: "The salesguy was a totally hot fag and when he figured out that Christy and I were a couple he gave us the gay discount. The eggrolls are usually $1.00 each, but he gave them to us for half that."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."

by lucky wendy August 24, 2005

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

discount

A state of low quality. Used to describe an item, situation or place of low quality nature.

His car is falling apart, it's so discount.

by South Central September 10, 2008

discounted

To get a sick deal or to steal some shit.

Price got himself some rocks discounted. What a greezy fuck.

by BaBaBooE August 3, 2007

Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.

Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'

by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019

2% discount

Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.

I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...

by mjack777 April 10, 2011

New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.

The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.

by hubbycap November 13, 2011