dive for five

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.

Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

by OfkU YduInEd2hasnAm? January 5, 2009

dive bomber

A male that engages in unprotected sexual activity and pulls up and out directly before delivering his explosive payload, bombing the enemy with his inflammable napalm.

Concerned Friend: Yo man, you want a condom?
Unconcerned Pilot: Naw bro, I'm a dive bomber.

by funkyeah February 15, 2009

Dive Deep

"Diving Deep" happens during sexual intercourse where the man tries to push his penis far into the female's vagina.

Alone, to take a "dive" means to penetrate. So when someone dives, they're having sex. But when you dive deep, your whole penis is probably inside of the woman.
Just like when someone says "I went deep" or when a female says "He's so deep". They arent talkin' about personality ;)

Mario's song Break Up ft. Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane "Dont when I dive, I dive deep?"

by ghostbuster* July 23, 2009

Dive Bar

Home.

I tried to take my date somewhere nice, and that's when I realized I only know dive bars.

by FrankyLittle February 22, 2017

dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.

Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.

by linguishionista October 20, 2008

Dive in the Booty for a RAV4

When you’re willing to do just about anything to replace your old vehicle.

I’d dive in the booty for a RAV4, my broke ass Jeep don’t put out no more.

by Str8Cray January 10, 2018

Dive Master

By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish

"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"

by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007