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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"
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Hitchhiker Fart 

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.
"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".
Hitchhiker Fart by jon bausch September 12, 2005

Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.
Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.
Hitchhiker by cyenu February 3, 2005

Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.
Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!
Hitchhiker by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010

drunken hitchhiker 

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.
After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.
drunken hitchhiker by Team Maniche December 25, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Oklahoma Hitchhiker 

Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.
I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.