An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.
Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".
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