distance chick 

Girlfriend that looks really cute, if she is standing on a distance hill.

Me: That's my girlfriend there across the street, isn't she hot?
Dude: I sit next to her in history, she's a total distance chick.

distance chick by korgwm October 13, 2013

distance learning 

(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school

Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.

distance learning by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020

distance distortion factor 

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

distance distortion factor by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008

distance myself 

im not fucking with you

i just feel like i need to distance myself from you for a while

distance myself by poca21 May 9, 2015

Distance Distortion Factor 

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

Distance Distortion Factor by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Distance Fishing 

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

Distance Fishing by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) 

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008