Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".

I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming

by PierceBlot September 5, 2014

discretard

1) Someone who may or may not be mentally disabled, but it is near impossible to tell.

2) Someone who says things or preforms acts of questionable mental sanity.

1) Are you serious!?! That couple on House Hunters picked house TWO!!! I knew they were discretads!

2) Did you see that episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee dated the discretard?

by Mattron 2021 July 16, 2010

Disregard Bitches and Get Shit Done

Useful status message to keep friends away when you seriously need to get shit done. i.e. homework, project, girlfriend. Other version known as: "Disregard Bitches, Get shit Done"

It is almost midnight and Jane still hasn't started her homework. "Man, I need to disregard bitches and get shit done!"

by dkstamberose September 13, 2011

Directard

A rabid retarded directioner who keeps bitching about haters and insulting them.

Girl: I love One Direction!

Guy: I hope you're not a directard.

by TheMaster001 September 2, 2013

Dipretard

The highest level of human stupidity. Found in many forms of complete ignorance.

Jon is a dipretard.

by The_realskiggy March 22, 2013

Disregardless

Adverb - Without disregard. To have regard for something.

Disregardless of your foot injury, when are you going to see a doctor about it?

by Erinar July 25, 2018