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Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.
by Shiconia August 26, 2010
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dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.
Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.
by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007
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Dippy

When someone is acting like a dipshit, but you do not feel the need to curse at them because they know what they did wrong.
What’s Obama’s last name again? “ said Gary, “Shut up, Dippy!” Responded Kyle
by Jrbothe November 30, 2018
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Dippy-back

certain Chevy coupes manufactured from 1969-1976 with a back window that curves or "dips" inward instead of outward like most cars
I just got my Dippy-back repainted metallic green and put some 24" wheels on it, now I can really cruise in style.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 20, 2010
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Dippy Dip

Another term for Breadstick and dip, often served with a range of Italian food
by Mitxhh May 3, 2020
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Dispeal

A fat ass Muslim discord admin that has no life
Y’all talkin bout ugly fat ass Muslims? I think y’all talkin about dispeal. Please refer to using his name.
by ! Codeine January 12, 2022
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Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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