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Dispatch

this patch
Do you like dis patch????
by EpicBuddha 777 November 11, 2003
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Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.
Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.
by Benben1000 July 4, 2020
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Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash May 16, 2014
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Dispatcher

Kolya Haliw, hoe ass
What an amazing dispatcher!
by Scarypancake October 29, 2018
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Dispatcher brains

An empty load going to a delivery. Dispatcher Brains
by Mav967 November 24, 2022
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Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician
The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"
by SolaMemes December 29, 2024
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dispatchula

where spatulas dispatch
Dude, that was so dispatchula! whats dispatchula? Its where the spatulas dispatch. what does that mean? shut up, ho.
by shtanky beotch January 13, 2008
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