dishlexia

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

disclaimer

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.

"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 1, 2005

disillusion

The psychological event that an individual undergoes when what was once considered to be true (i.e beliefs and ideals) is revealed to be false and inconsistent with what is widely agreed upon as truth.

Most common symptoms: disappointment, confusion, cognitive dissonance, depression, existential crisis

Bombs full of wisdom that fall from the sky of reason and objectivity that cause those who are caught within the blast radius to be temporarily disappointed by the fallout of disillusion.

by Earmagnet November 30, 2016

dasilvalistic

To be a creep

Dude stop being dasilvalistic that’s not dope bro

Did you not know that he was a dasilvalist?

by sleepy joe 420 June 20, 2021

DaSilvia

Title, or name given to those who are "above the law". Generally those carrying the title of DaSilvia are skilled in knife fights and taunting elephants. It is a DaSilvia's duty to torture small children and animals. Usually those born with this name have a unquenchable thirst for beer and an everlasting hate for charity. They tend to die due to their addiction to folk music and women.

Every childhood fear is in someway directly related to a DaSilvia.

by gostilna guy July 25, 2009

dinil

a phrase used to mean cool or suave

i felt so dinil while i talked to her!

by anthoneeee January 11, 2021

Didilo

Someone who is lacking in common sense and its extremely stupid.

Jimmy is a bloody "Didilo"

or

Donny Osmond is a f--king didilo, he's always hogging the limelight to the point where I dont know the names of any of the other Osmonds. Except Marie cause she was fit. (One of them looks like Kenny Rogers though, but I dont think it's him)

by Miloflembo May 24, 2008