dishue

an issue with a roomate related to their dirty dishes

Jon: So how's the new roomie?

Matt: I don't know how long its gonna last, this girl has major dishues. She has yet to wash a single plate of hers and last week she left a bunch of leftover indian food on the counter.

Jon: Ew.

by krapart July 18, 2010

Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

by LitGyal September 1, 2018

Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit

Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money

by Angrykaren May 12, 2020

dishes done

Whenever an individual needs to go beyond erasing doubt that a task has been completed and create an aura of excellence around their ability to complete said task, as well as similar tasks. Short for "The dishes are done."

"You rail that ho?"
"Dishes... DONE!"

or

"DISHES DONE!"
"What did you finally pay off all the debt from that bachelor party?"
"Yeah boiiiie."

or

"Let's sidehill."
"Dishes done."

by MyCouchPullsOutButIDont May 4, 2009