discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

discombobulated by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

discombobulated by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

Discombobulated bobulator 

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

Discombobulated bobulator by Bobulated July 21, 2020

Discombobulating 

Confusing, Mysterious or Strange

your personality is Discombobulating

Discombobulating by TheLonelyOne October 21, 2006

Discombobulator 

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

Discombobulator by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

discarbobulated 

fucked up beyond all reckognition, fubar, kiwi slang for broken, could also mean disorientaded after a pissup as you are all fucked up

this car is totaly discarbobulated, beer has discarbobulated me

discarbobulated by professor of real life August 26, 2009

discombobulated

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated.

discombobulated by Megan February 5, 2004