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Covid-19 Disbelievers

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.
Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.
by BlipityBlopityBloop September 14, 2020
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Disbelieber

The combining of the words Beiber and disbeliever.
Bob: I think you have Beiber fever?
Mary: BUT I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! lol I'm a "Disbelieber"
Bob: You even misspelled his name I believe you.
by Beiberfanforever September 6, 2010
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Internet Disbelief Syndrome

Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.

Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*

Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014
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uncertain disbelief

The words to use when your are unsure whether that you do not believe something.
Im not sure if i believe danny's story . now im full of uncertain disbelief
by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011
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disbeliefable

When in disbelief of something believable.
The fact a natty ice beer can taste good ,is disbeliefable.
by demsome October 31, 2017
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sexpension of disbelief

An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?

-- Yeah.

-- Whereas now we have pensions...

-- Okay....

-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.

-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.

-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.

-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
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