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Dirtysmart 

DIRTYSMART (DUR-TEE/SMAHRT)

-noun
1. a streetwear brand, clubbers cannot live without in their wardrobe.
-adjective
2. having or displaying fiendish, nocturnal characteristics
WE ARE DIRTYSMART // WE ARE STREETWEAR // WE ARE FIENDS FROM THE CLUB SCENE // WE LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND // WE MAKE MOVES, NOT EXCUSES // WE GO TO CLUBS WITH NO GRAVITY // WE LOVE DARK DESTROYERS // WE EAT KICK DRUMS WITH A SIDE OF BASS // WE WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT // WE DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY // WE LIKE WINDMILL WIZARDS // WE GO TO NEVER-NEVER LAND // WE DO THE DADA // WE ARE COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAILS // WE BRUSH OUR TEETH TO MUSTARD PIMP // WE FIGHT THE POWER // WE TAKE HER TO THE BACK BY THE HAIR // WE CREATE TO DEMONSTRATE & DOMINATE // WE FLY WITH NO WINGS // WE REACH AND BREACH CREDIT LIMITS // WE LIKE SHARK SPRAY // WE SAY “BLAU”, “BRRRAT" & “BRAP” // WE FLOSS // WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE WOLF PACK // WE ARE THE EYE OF YOUR STORM // WE LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING // WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 AUSTRIAN MATES // WE EAT BANANAS WITH CHAMPAGNE // WE CUT THROUGH HOT KNIVES WITH BUTTER // WE DO AT LEAST ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES US // WE FOLLOW DREAMS //
WE REJECT THE MAINSTREAM //
WE ARE DIRTYSMART...
Dirtysmart by Dirtysmart South Africa September 21, 2011
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dirtinaries 

Dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the "Urban Dictionary" a low standard dictionary filled with crap.
Hey, my name is soap blush, and I eat egg for dinner when I wake up on the beaches on Pluto, before I start my dirtinaries.
dirtinaries by donnfoss January 12, 2015

dirtysteamer

Eating a bunch of Armageddon chicken wings, take an orange looking dump - smear it on your dick, and fuck your slut wife's sister, then ask for head when you get home🥖!
DirtySteamer anyone?
dirtysteamer by Loafman March 24, 2017

dirtyrunar

You forgot the dirtyrunar,you dirtyrunar

DirtySenn 

To be a god that is always right no matter what he/she or they say
i’m a DirtySenn because i’m born to be one
DirtySenn by aDirtySenn August 31, 2021

dirtyliza 

The menace to society
Ugh, such a dirtyLiza
dirtyliza by TheMenace246 December 27, 2021

dirtyliam 

A love for one girl only with the initials NH born around the fall an month of Halloween they were meant to be with one another as the souls are forever tied
Man that dude is dirtyLiam for her.
dirtyliam by JesusSoulfulLove June 13, 2023