the dirt road

A secret term to use instead of "Anal".

Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'

by AlmightyMoses April 6, 2017

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.

-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.

by Rygar12 November 7, 2016

the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014

make a train take a dirt road

A person (girls usually) who is so attractive, people would do things out of the norm when around her.

Dang, Carrie Fisher used to be able to make a train take a dirt road

by Salsa Sorcerer April 8, 2017