dirkies

dirkes is used to describe someone who is utterly confused or looks insanely stupid

Yo Trey just fell off his bed, he off the dirkies bro.

by Yocko May 9, 2018

Dirken Stock

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014

Dirked

The feeling of excitement you have when the Dallas Mavericks win.

I got so Dirked when the Mavericks beat the Heat!

by Coltsteel December 7, 2011

dickjerkin

The act of masturbating ones dick.

Female: Your house smelled like beats.

Male: Yea from all that beatin.

Female: Huh?

Male: From all that dickjerkin, ya dig?

Class: Huh?

by tstiefler June 3, 2010

Dirkeeper

When someone hordes everything they are a Dirkeeper

Example:
Bob: Hey man you need to get rid of your stuff.
Angel: No man I need it...
Amir: What a Dirkeeper

by Gayasbitsh August 21, 2018

Dirke

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.

He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.

“Have you guys heard this song?”

“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

dirken

Used to describe something as dirty or broken

The old car was dirken

by Putty808 May 4, 2022