Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

Ditzy Wendy

(noun; adj)Girls in your neighborhood that have more money than you and think they're better than everybody else. They are almost always white. They all look alike, including Blonde or light brown hair (including blonde highlights). They're extremely white yet they're this horrific fake-bake color in between a tangerine and wheat bread. Also, they walk around in packs, and often go shopping in packs. They always have boyfriends, and when they don't have boyfriends they're life is meaningless. They get by life by pouting their lips, pushing up their boobs, and twirling their blonde hair. They are Brooklyn's equivlent to a Valley Girl. They also love getting drunk and taking pictures of their drunken state and photos of them making out with other Ditzy Wendys. They almost always have a Myspace account.

"The girl's who go to that private catholic school are a buncha Ditzy Wendy's!"

by marykateolsen February 10, 2006

ditz

Paris Hilton, no other words needed.

None needed. You see all her ditzy actions on TV.

by Whoneedstoknow October 16, 2006

diltf

(dilltff) noun. abbreviation or anagram for 'Dad I'd like to fuck'

Sue: Wow, check out that fine guy over there.
Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

Diltron

The diltron is a sex toy for Internet interaction with sex partners. The diltron plugs into a USB port and instals automatically. The diltron toy has a natural feel dildo that thrusts back and forth based on signals received from the Internet. The sex partner on the other side of an Internet connection has a counterpart toy like, for example,the Interactive Fleshlight. When the sex partner penetrates his toy, the diltron moves in concert. During this process the sex partners can see each other on webcam. The combined visual and tactical feedbacks quickly give both partners the illusion of real sex.
Fleshlight is a registered trademark of Interactive Life Forms. The Fleshlight is made interactive by Citouch with a USB adapter.

The camgirl had a diltron so we had toy-sex over the Internet.

by citouch April 26, 2009

ditziot

A ditzy idiot. When someone is not only a ditz, but also an idiot.

Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!

by GlazeHer March 18, 2016