A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
by matBobross June 17, 2018
Get the Dilinglashlong mug.To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!
Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
by Rejean November 24, 2006
Get the Drunk Dialing mug.Related Words
When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009
Get the Boob Dialing mug.
Basically a good person, but prone to doing dumb things. Dillon is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dillon as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.
For some, Dillon is a valuable friend. For others, a valuable Yu-Gi-Oh dueling partner. And for still others, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
For some, Dillon is a valuable friend. For others, a valuable Yu-Gi-Oh dueling partner. And for still others, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
Girl 1: He just spends all class playing Yu-Gi-Oh with his friends!
Girl 2: Yup, sounds like Dillon.
Girl 2: Yup, sounds like Dillon.
by Star-Seer March 14, 2012
Get the Dillon mug.Julia's boyfriend forever and ever!
Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane
Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
by TheGirlfriend/ August 22, 2011
Get the Dillanger Kane mug.a bank robber from the great depression. he was classy and suave and had great wits. known for wearing disguises. way more badass than other bank robbers at the time like baby face nelson and pretty boy floyd. he was recently played by johnny depp in the movie "public enemies" he died at 31 by being gunned down by FBI agents, after leaving a movie theater. he died how he lived: all of a sudden.
by shane dawsons army August 3, 2009
Get the John Dillenger mug.