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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
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Dimnon

An adjective to describe someone who is a dumbass but a cute dumbass. Can be used as an insult or a compliment depending on the context but will still ultimately be you calling someone dumb.
Bro 1: yo u what is Adam doing?
Bro 2: idk bro he’s such a dimnon so it’s probably something dumb.
by Godessssssss May 25, 2020
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cedric diggory

the hottest harry potter character and he can rail me.
someone: who’s the harry potter character you simp for!
me: cedric diggory.

someone: period.
by cedricdiggory’swife December 28, 2020
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self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion
Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.
by bpipic April 8, 2010
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dingoberries

1) Australian Delicacy surrounding the rim of Sidney.
2) Dinglerries -(See dingleberry, dinglestone) in Australia.
1) We were backpacking and staying at the youth hostels while we were in Australia last year. Some of the locals pointed out some small brown pellets on the ground and called them dingoberries. They told us they were rich in proteins and could sustain a Dingo for months without another type of food. They didn't taste very good, but we ate them every chance we got. It allowed us to spend another month on the funds we came with.
2) We were on our flight back to LA when a Sydney native told us we had been eating rabbit shit for a month.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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Frothie Dingo

A person that is extremely excited about the current situation that is occurring.

Generally involving, having a frothie, punching a dart or ripping some max doughies.
*Jonno cracks a cold one during smoko*
You: Jonno your a bit of a frothie dingo aren't ya!
by Daniel Burgers November 22, 2018
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cedric diggory

the sexiest mf alive-
*cough*
the sexiest dead mf
cedric diggory is so hot”
“stfu he’s dead and he’s not real
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