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dicktastrophe

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.
The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!
by el jefe de booth April 28, 2014
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donktastical

Uglier than a donkey's ass
"I wouldn't touch that donktastical chick with a 10 foot pole!"
by Team Smackage November 30, 2005
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Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.
by Sacagewea March 20, 2008
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Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011
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urban dictastin'

DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK...

DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?

LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.

DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?

LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.

DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?

LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!

DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?

MOM: Hi Honey.

DAD: What's that on your lip?

MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?
by Sharon Dixie Normuss June 18, 2006
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NICKTASTIC

1) A combination of Nicholas and Fantastic.
2) A word used by Nicholas Tetreault and his fans.
3) Used to described something better than awesome.
4) When you can not think of a word besides awesome.
1) Dude that movie was Nicktastic!

2) Thanks for supporting Nicholas Tetreault. You are all NICKTASTIC!!

3) Did you see the youtube video that Nicholas Tetreault posted? It was totally Nicktastic!
by JustmeAmandaG September 3, 2010
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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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