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Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.
"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"
by Rinsidy June 9, 2019
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Dickstraction

When you need your boy(s) to come rescue you from an uncomfortable situation
Ay man, I have both of the girls here that im messing with, I need a dickstraction.
by Malikabdul September 25, 2020
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Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm
Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.
by Seymoore March 1, 2017
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dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

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the the loss of attention due to a dick
man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting
by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009
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Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.
Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.
by girlybutch September 28, 2008
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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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