DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Dickstart

Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.

I wasn't supposed to start my period for a couple of days, but we had sex and it dickstarted it.

by squishycool August 26, 2013

dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010

dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar

Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!

by jerome12 December 23, 2008

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013