dickstick

a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.

look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.

by tylerzz July 20, 2006

dicksmith

one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.

Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.

by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

Dicksmith

One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.

Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith

by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

dickshitcock

A piece of shit in your cock's urethra after anal sex.

"Dude, you have a fucking piece of dickshitcock stuck in urethra!!"

by dickshitfuck May 31, 2009

Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023