dicksock

(a)sometimes referred to as a person thats a dumbass
(b)can basically be used to describe anything

"That person is being a real dicksock!"
"Are you wearing your dicksocks today?"

by psycholoser March 14, 2008

dickpocket

The inside of a vagina.

Look at her dickpocket.

by Jenni and Evan January 17, 2008

dicklock

to grab or squeeze a mans junk causing pain

they jumped me, so i put that guy in a dicklock

by eazy_e November 25, 2006

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003

Dickochet

A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.

"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"

by Guitarkus January 30, 2008

dickjockey

Someone that constantly harrases you about some old bullshit you really don't care about or begs you all the time for one thing or another

Man I need some chronic ill pay you back no bitch ass you alreay owe me get off my tip you fucking dickjockey

by mc buford February 19, 2009

Dickpocketing

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.

"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."

by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016