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dicklexia

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
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dicklet

a very very small penis.tiny and thin
look at kevin's little dicklet.he could never get a girl off.it's so tiny
by jessica April 28, 2004
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dickless tracy

Wez got a dickless tracy tryin to pull us over.
by David Brown November 28, 2003
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dicklers

Any person or persons that over compensate for the fact that they have less than average sized penis.
men who purchases an oversized truck with extra large tires or an intentionally loud muffler would be considered dicklers.
by flex1620 June 17, 2011
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Dickleback

A Dickleback resides on Long Island and drives a giant pick up truck. He sometimes has an American flag or a Trump bumper sticker on there somewhere but is not a requirement. He cuts you off just to end up at the red light with you. When you pull over he is listening to the worst music the radio has to offer at a volume higher than normal ears can handle. He might have a half ass handlebar mustache or a style that should have been terminated for good circa 1986. You may also find a dickleback at a bar or music festival.
Hey check out that dickleback
by Coyote_Panda July 15, 2018
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Dinklestien

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.
Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.
by dinklestien September 17, 2021
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dickfest

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.
The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."
by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003
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