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Urban Dicktionary

What urbandictionary has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.
Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: Urbandictionary. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.
by That_Guy_Who_Exists May 31, 2009
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Urban Dictionaming

The act of attempting to publish a name on Urban Dictionary.

If it is the publisher's name, it makes them a self-absorbed asshat.

If it isn't their name, it makes them creepily obsessed with that person.

If they're genuinely trying to publish a term, but it happens to also be a name, it doesn't matter, because it can and will be perceived otherwise.

The best thing to do is just not do it.
Some examples of Urban Dictionaming:

Ryan

Ashley

Merritt

Cameron

Victoria
by Entirely at fault March 22, 2017
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Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.
Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!
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Dickpocalypse

To enter a chat room or private message and rain down an avalanche of dick pics upon a deserving bully infested room or person who bullies others
Mark was being a racist dick so we launched a dickpocalypse upon his room
by KER show February 1, 2015
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dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick
"that dude is such a dickionary!"
by Impossibear April 19, 2015
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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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