dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.

Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.

by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dick-finger

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

by 4katy October 25, 2009

dicknigger

Dicknigger- An idiot or someone who really pisses you off.

"Joe you just broke my tv you dicknigger!!"
or
"jim is such a dicknigger, he can't even put that table together."

by Otsego January 3, 2008

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

Dickfisher

Female Version.
A girl who is on the prowl and looking for some action. Though she comes on strong, the night may or may not culminate in rowdy sex- depends on how much of a tease she is.

Also a verb expressing the actions of a Dickfisher.

noun.

Emily: After a few drinks Eliza turns into a straight up dickfisher.
Emma: I know! She is probably the horniest drunk I know.

Verb.
"Look at that girl rubbin' up on Jason. That is some prime dickfishin' if i've ever seen it."

by Ick-Tik December 29, 2009

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003