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dicklick

Basically a term for someone who sucks. A loser.
You're such a dicklick.
by Sheila Serio September 29, 2004
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The name you feel like screaming when some bitch has blown your top, and fucked your life out of extreme Rage.
Ustes Yelling at Courage the Cowardly Dog.
~dicklickerfuckingdonkeysonofabitchtreeslayingdog oogaboogaboogah!
by ManRage November 5, 2011
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Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.
I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.
by 007hippo September 29, 2009
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dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
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dickkicker

A dickkicker is a cocktail served in some Northern bars, consisting of the following. One part absinthe, one part Stroh (80% rum) and one part Polish Vodka. Tobasco sauce is optional.
The boys were chuggin dickkickers like it was 1999.

The boys were that astonished they had faces gurned in shapes which have only ever been reserved for dickkicking sessions.
by Dalzer May 27, 2007
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dicktick

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.
Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!
by ChuliFly April 16, 2009
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dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.
Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.
by jekkle June 22, 2006
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