dick face gremlin

one who is acting stupidly for the moment

hey cut it out you dick face gremlin!

by sgtirish October 16, 2006

Dick face cunt nugget

Someone who is the most awful person ever.

Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!

by Lolgayasf July 13, 2019

dick face joe

a dumb faced nigger with a stupid ponytail

tom:did you invite dick face joe to the party?

james: of course not.

by Ihateurfacenow March 3, 2012

Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

dick face killa

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.

Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!

by anonymous August 4, 2024

nigger dick face

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.

That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Resting Dick Face

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

by Arby343 October 21, 2014