diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Dyke 2 Diabetes

An overweight unfashionable lesbian who's so fat she looks diabetic

"San Francisco gay pride is chalk full of dyke 2 diabetes."

by Fat Dyke June 5, 2017

Diabetes

I have it

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have diabetes

by DiabeticPerson January 6, 2021

Diabetes

A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.

I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.

by Jeremy March 9, 2003

Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

by 711kid January 29, 2012

diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 4, 2005

diaretes

Some food that is so fattening and disgusting (by moral standards) that it gives you diabetes and diarrhea at the same time.

heavily fried foods such as ones you'd find at the infamous Heart Attack Grill is Las Vegas, multiple portions of Outback's Bloomin' Onion, etc. will give you diaretes

by Nuggetinha and Jungle Nugget August 9, 2012