Diabeto

A large or rotund person whom likely already has or will have diabetes.

Is that Jacob Belarde?
Yeah, he just ate a whole tub of ice cream.
What a diabeto...

by StapleAttack June 20, 2011

Diabetes Card

Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.

It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"

Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."

Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."

by College Diabetic April 6, 2010

Liquid Diabetes

When someone puts WAY to much sugar in kool-aid or any other beverage making it seem as though you are drinking syrup; causing you to get diabetes just from drinking it

Are you trying to make me a diabetic...i cant take any more of these liquid diabetes

by ladyJnicole June 24, 2010

diabetes

when your pancreas stops producing insulin. NOT because of sugar. type 1 has to do with taking shots/using a pump. type 2 has to do with obesity. where you take a pill. It also includes taking your blood sugar every two hours that you're awake. it's a pain in the ass.

brittany has diabetes, so she has to take insulin before eating anything.

by britterella June 11, 2006

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.

*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"

by Batryan! April 30, 2009

Diabetes Hut

A popular nickname for Pizza Hut due to what happens if you eat there a lot.

Hey man, let’s hit Diabetes Hut later on after the game and suck down some brewskies with our pizza!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Diabeetus

A disease that affects predominately fat people, much like their poster boy,Wilford Brimley.

"If you have type 2 Diabeetus, you can get your testing supplies free..."

by Christoph McDougalson March 19, 2007