Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 14, 2010

Delight

Usually with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. She is a loyal friend and will always be there for you no matter what. Can be insecure, but others see that she is beautiful inside and out. Empathy is like her with sense, and she has such a huge heart. Delight has a very bubbly personality and you can often spot her singing or dancing around. She has a very vivid imagination and likes to dream big, sometimes her mind wanders and she becomes absorbed in her own little fantasy world. She has a good sense of humour and can make you smile even on your worst days. Make sure you are there for her the way she is for you, and even if she tries to push you away, don't you ever give up on her. Anyone would be lucky to have someone like her in their life.

"I wish I looked like Delight"

"I know, she's gorgeous isn't she"

by Bildon December 3, 2019

dupers delight

After an individual has deceived someone and he cannot control the joy on his face.

After the politician tricked people into voting for him he could not hide his dupers delight in his acceptance speech.

by John Merr October 13, 2014

mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

Drizzling Delight

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.

She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.

by E-bag April 19, 2009

glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014

driver's delight

When the driver of a car performs felatio on the person sitting in the passenger seat.

Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.

by Da Zipper May 16, 2008