deuceface

The person deuced upon in a deucefest.

"Parks, now everyone is going to call you deuceface because you let that kid deuce on your face."

by squeezemfreezem July 7, 2005

deucebag

A person with all the attributes to be a douchebag but is actually cool and is ironically termed a deucebag.

I thought that dude was a real prick but turns out he's cool as sh!t. He is Sir. Mr. Doctor. President Dictator Deucebag Esquire.

by John Wayne II April 10, 2015

Deucebag

A tennis player who consitently loses points during a game score of 40/40 advantage.

Lillian is an exeptional tennis player but always seems to lose the point right as she is about to win, what a deucebag!

by Gaijinguy April 27, 2008

deucilage

extra poop that one carries around that (hopefully) is expelled in order to lighten the weight of oneself

Ugh, I feel so bloated after that 7 course tasting event. I could really use to cut loose some deucilage.

by emrsushi1968 October 14, 2013

Decelaine

A demented, but angelic, figure known to shit on the dreams of their best friend. Essentially, the anti-Brody.

Wow, she said I'll never be able to dunk. What a Decelaine thing to say.

by replaysfordays March 17, 2016

deuceapointment

Running to the toilet thinking you have to poop but it ends up only being a huge fart

I thought I had to take a huge shit but it was a deuceapointment and only a bunch of farts

by Zombiebre July 6, 2019

Deucebag

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.

Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021