A chin strap, but douchier.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
by DUBS123 November 11, 2009
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Most prominent in the emo culture, the douche swoop has also appeared more recently in hipster populations across the globe. A douche swoop is defined by the most decidedly douchey swoop of bangs that typically covers roughly 35% of afflicted faces. It is typically marked by incessant fiddling with and/or brushing of the bangs from the face. In extreme cases, violent tics of the head to remove said hair from the facial region are observed. Do not be misled, these tics are not typically a result of Tourette syndrome; nay, they are merely the effect of a douchey haircut, and in most cases, are representative of a douchey individual.
"That emo kid is moving up. He kicked the douche swoop and now thinks he's the Fonz, cause he's rockin a pompadour."
"That's it; get me the scissors, post haste. I cannot possibly watch that kid play with his douche swoop any longer. I'm going to cut it off."
"That's it; get me the scissors, post haste. I cannot possibly watch that kid play with his douche swoop any longer. I'm going to cut it off."
by rhiannondale August 20, 2011
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This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
by madderisback January 6, 2012
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Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
by DuckFarse April 2, 2010
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Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
by brodonttouchmethere July 15, 2010
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by Erin E. May 2, 2008
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