Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019

desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.

you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.

by knappers May 28, 2023

Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.

Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

desperatiff

Its a special phase in human life when its better just to shoot yourself in the head, than to cope with all the problems. When you think you are alone and have nowhere to turn to, so you crossing the limits to make your life seem less desperate.

He is a desperatiff, because he knows the autobiography of all the security guards in his building.

by yanatti February 14, 2010

desperate

Someone who wants something so bad they will go to extreme lengths to get it.

actually laughing at Jakcs pick up lines? that is so desperate.

by comma May 14, 2003

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017