The affected pratice of setting one's features into a certain fixed pose that supposedly reflects the complex inner world of the wearer. Usually committed during the lighting of cigarettes and often consists of an inquisitively furrowed brow, puckered lips, and an overall air of being interesting. Fails to mask the utter vacuity of the face puller who risks inviting a torrent of scorn and verbal abuse down upon his head should his ruse be noticed for what it essentially is: a transparent effort to attract the admiration of peers and possible sexual partners without recourse to a sense of humour or a personality.
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Boy#2: go pose in a mirror nigga u a designer hoe
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No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
Get the designer woman mug.A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)
My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.
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Get the designer dog mug.My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.
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Get the designer jeans mug.person who dresses up in the stereotype "goth" form, but usually isn't actually a goth. They just pretend to be in order to fit in with a group or impress someone.
They wear all black clothing, long BLACK fishnet shirts, huge black studded/metal boots, neon or black fishnet tights (for girls), long, wavy black skirts usually with rips (girls), major studded belts, dye their hair black and grow it super long, wear black lipstick, black eyeshadow, and black eyeliner HEAVILY all together, paint nails black, wear pagan type necklaces and accessories of the sort just to seem like they're really into this.
Basically they are one of the largest wannabe.
They wear all black clothing, long BLACK fishnet shirts, huge black studded/metal boots, neon or black fishnet tights (for girls), long, wavy black skirts usually with rips (girls), major studded belts, dye their hair black and grow it super long, wear black lipstick, black eyeshadow, and black eyeliner HEAVILY all together, paint nails black, wear pagan type necklaces and accessories of the sort just to seem like they're really into this.
Basically they are one of the largest wannabe.
1: "Look at Kailey, she's such a designer goth!"
": "mmmhmm, I'll bet she doesn't even know a single metal band or anything about the goth culture....such a poser!"
": "mmmhmm, I'll bet she doesn't even know a single metal band or anything about the goth culture....such a poser!"
by !! <3 green day <3 !! September 2, 2005
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