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Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
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Dashed

Verb- 'Dashed out'- to quit, fail or be fired/expelled etc
'Ah man, he nearly had dat girl but the fool dashed out'
'He a waster, boy dashed out at school'
by Bizzanca August 1, 2008
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dethed

1. When all Marijuana has been smoked in a bowl, the bowl is "dethed"

2. See dead
"The bowl is dethed, wanna load another?"
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deshent

something that is more than bloody decent
very fucking deshent
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"yo, I just smoked a fat blunt and now I'm dashed man" *goofy grinning* *nodding*
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desked

Verb - "to desk"

Derived from the soap opera "Days of Our Lives" - a girl can get "desked" when flipped onto a desk whilst having sex.
Kate Roberts and EJ wells from "Days of Our Lives" - While they were hooking up, EJ picked Kate up and slammed her down on the desk, ala Kate was desked.
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