be der

short slang term way of saying, "Be there".

a way of expressing coming or going.

also used to agree with someone.

P1: you gonna come over or what?
P2: dont worry man, i be der.

P1: Do you wanna go ride in Jeff's new Range Rover?
P2: I be der.

by Meeetch August 03, 2006

der

a person of extreme stupidity

david bergstien is an extreme der

by speaker of the truth May 27, 2003

der

Something you say when you're retarded and don't know what else to say.

Joe: Wow that was akward.
Brent: Yeah......der

by Christian W. April 11, 2006

Der Da Der

Pronounced Der-ta-der

1. A phrase meaning "how the fuck could you be so stupid"?
2. The sound you make when you are trying to make a point
3. What you do when someone is being an idiot.

Artem: "Hey looky there. If you look up, you can see clouds!"
Spenser: "Der da Der!"

by Seph Infinitium March 15, 2009

Der

He der, she der, he she der, the act of derring, especially on facebook.

nahh im derrin right now maybe later

by iTZ LYkE dER TiME** November 28, 2010

Der

A Der is an action used to shut down any unwanted conversation. A der is most effective when the the person looks at the co-operative directly in the eyes, puts his hands in front of his hips as if holding something out, leans back, sticks out his tongue and makes retarded sounds. Best held for approximately 5 seconds. After, one simply stands there and waits for the co-operative to run away.

dude, you totally just got derred.

tffthhtf nhhnauoh thhsht! (blank stare)...

by Pukus May 02, 2011

der's

Val speak for getting or giving Head (oral sex)

Like he totally gives wicked der's.
or
Like I was giving Brad der's when his mom walked in.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006