schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.

Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind

by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013

dockblock

To arrive at a bike sharing station with the intent of returning your bike, just to find it full.

The other day I got dockblocked at 14th and Harvard when I was about to dock my bike when some douche came out of nowhere and took my spot.

by BikeShareGuru June 21, 2011

Foggy Dock

When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.

Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.

“Jump in, the cum is warm!”

You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.

Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...

Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?

Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters

Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?

Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.

Guy 2: I’m single.

by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018

decking the sisters

A term originating from a Let's Play of the video game Virtual Bart, it means punching a woman in the breasts.

"I always love decking the sisters. That's my favorite."
- Northernlion

by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013

Frankenstein Deck

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.

I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011