Slowest Common Denominator

The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.

1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator

by escyr July 12, 2012

Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Dominos instincts

The instinct of a dominos driver allowing them to drive at insane speeds getting your pizzas there on time

I ran the stop sign because my dominos instincts kicked in. It’s a life style

by Kyleeeeeeeè August 31, 2020

Dominos Z

This is a person that enjoys the cha cha slide and is called gay Mexican.

That person is a Dominos Z

by Italeeeeaaaan boy September 28, 2020

Dinominster

Where a group of dinosaurs hold a general election to become the Dinominister

I voted for Dwayne the Croc Johnson in the Dino general election to become the Dinominster

by UrbanUrban69 January 16, 2022

The denominator

A value in mathematics - fractions - that is symbolic of mathematicians making unnecessarily complicated what should be very simple.

"Why do they call it 'the denominator', why don't they just call it 'the bottom number'? I mean, it sounds like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie! 'I AM THE DENOMINATOR.'"

by Tsaalyo September 27, 2009

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010